2 finals and I’m done with my first year of college. Exciting isn’t it? Can’t wait for this to be over.

Things I have learned…

- Dorms suck, at least when you have a chronic masturbating roommate.

- Smoking, in general, is expensive. Especially when you have rent to worry about. I need to quit. Immortal words of an addict.

- Michigan looks like a hand. As a result, all Michigan folk use it as a map. It makes me wonder what people from Florida use.

- I really can’t cook, unless its pasta. Thanks Ramon!

- Life takes money. Thats why I’m here. Ironic that the “best” way to make money is to go in ridiculous debt for four years, then dig your way out. Seems pointless.

- I’m not going to be a doctor. It has something to do with my intelligence, but its mostly my laziness.

- Something about European history, philosophy, comunication, biology, and writing but I can’t remeber.

Worth $20,000? I have no idea. What I do know is that I don’t want to be in the “real” world just yet. So I’ll keep paying that $20,000 fee to stay out of it.